Lyrics by Michael Moore:
Roe, Roe, Roe the Vote! Gently to Roevember. Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, Merrily Traitors are dismembered
Roe, Roe, Roe the Vote Toss the GOP! When they’re gone We’ll pass some laws And save Democracy!
Roe, Roe, Roe the Vote A woman’s right to choose! Guns are gone And so is ‘Rump There’s no way we can lose!
Roe, Roe, Roe The Vote Free Health Care soon for all! Paid family leave And College is free Relax — it’s legal weed!
Roe, Roe, Roe the Vote People over Profits! A living wage Grandma loves Old Age! The rich now pay for all of it!
Roe Roe Roe Your Vote November 8th’s the day! We’ll’ve PeaceNoWAR! Ted Cruz no more! The Earth We All Will Save!
Mike’s Tsunami of Midterm Truths:
Truth #1: Countryside
Truth #2: Even a 4th hour Trig class kid can beat this crowd
Truth #3: Haters, Bigots and Supremacists Always Lose in the End
Truth #4: Introducing the Whackadoodle 10
Truth #5: Trump is not the big bad wolf. But he is very afraid of you.
Truth #6: The easy-to-digest GOP platform
Truth #7: Biden, don’t fuck with me
Truth #8: If you are not registered, you cannot vote Roe, Roe, Roe!
Truth #9: Why are we going to win? Because the American people hate fascism.
Truth #10: Meet Blake Masters, Whackadoodle #9
Truth #11: 147 Reasons We Will Win on November 8
Truth #12: Biden just gave us a thumbs up and a puff.
Truth #13: Women. That’s it.
Truth #14: If the mainstream media thinks there’s a chance we’re right about Roevember, watch out.
Truth #15: Republican Candidate for Governor of Pennsylvania, Whackadoodle No. 8
Truth #16: As Alex Jones has now been fined a billion dollars for his lies, it’s nothing compared to the punishment that other Republicans will receive on November 8th.
Truth #17: Early Voting, Mail-In Voting, Dropbox Voting – These were designed for libraries, hard workers, book readers, artists, busy parents, lazy people and progressives like us! In other words, The Majority!
Truth #18: The good queen against the mad king
Truth #19: A workers’ revolt extends to the voting booth
Truth #20: We are in charge
Truth #21: Do not believe it.
Truth #22: If the election is about inflation and the economy, THANK GOD – We win
Truth #23: We believe in science. And that is why we will overcome.
Truth #24: Vote Local, Win National
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